Artsy Fartsy

My name is Aldo Zelnick. I am 10, and my three favorite activities involve sitting or lying down, preferably with pillows. So.. .my artsy grandma gave me this sketchbook to draw in over summer vacation, then my wordsy neighbor said I should write in it too. Sheesh. How is a kid supposed to get any relaxation time? Plus, being artsy-fartsy is uncool. At least, thought it was, until I figured out that pretty much everybody has some kind of artsy - fartsyness inside them. Even Tommy Geller.